Unhinged
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After ten years. Wait, make that thousands of years, the war between the donkeys and the monkeys has escalated to the point where, um, where parrots have turned carnviorous and pigs are forced to wear togas. You see, there's war and chaos and fighting. Lots of fighting. Let's see... oh, there's five factions that have evolved as the chaotic war wages on. We haven't been to this plane before and who knows when we're coming back, so I'm not sure what impact it has with the larger Magic story. I'm sure some object in the world is a piece of Karn somehow. Who am I kidding? There's probably like five of you still reading. Look, I'll be honest with you. Unhinged has no story. There's no novel forthcoming. Nothing has any logic to it. There's no point to anything. It's just funny. It's unlike any Magic expansion you've ever played. Well, except Unglued. It's a lot like Unglued. But bigger. And weirder. And funnier.
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Mountain
Card Type: Basic Land - Mountain | Color: Land | Cost: | Finish: Regular | Name: Mountain | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C
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Plains
Card Type: Basic Land - Plains | Color: Land | Cost: | Finish: Regular | Name: Plains | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C
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City of Ass
Card Type: Land | Color: Land | Cost: | Finish: Regular | Name: City of Ass | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R
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Enter the Dungeon
Card Type: Sorcery | Color: Black | Cost: BB | Finish: Regular | Name: Enter the Dungeon | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R
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Form of the Squirrel
Card Type: Enchantment | Color: Green | Cost: G | Finish: Regular | Name: Form of the Squirrel | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: R
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Uktabi Kong
Card Type: Creature - Ape | Color: Green | Cost: 5GGG | Finish: Regular | Name: Uktabi Kong | Pow/Tgh: 8/8 | Rarity: R
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Mana Screw
Card Type: Artifact | Color: Artifact | Cost: 1 | Finish: Regular | Name: Mana Screw | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U
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Stone-Cold Basilisk
Card Type: Creature - Basilisk | Color: Green | Cost: 4G | Finish: Regular | Name: Stone-Cold Basilisk | Pow/Tgh: 2{1/2}/5 | Rarity: U
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Rod of Spanking
Card Type: Artifact | Color: Artifact | Cost: 1 | Finish: Regular | Name: Rod of Spanking | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U
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S.N.O.T.
Card Type: Creature - Ooze | Color: Green | Cost: G | Finish: Regular | Name: S.N.O.T. | Pow/Tgh: *{^2}/*{^2} | Rarity: C
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Side to Side
Card Type: Instant | Color: Green | Cost: 2G | Finish: Regular | Name: Side to Side | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U
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Creature Guy
Card Type: Creature - Beast | Color: Green | Cost: 3G | Finish: Regular | Name: Creature Guy | Pow/Tgh: 3/3 | Rarity: U
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Deal Damage
Card Type: Instant | Color: Red | Cost: 2RR | Finish: Regular | Name: Deal Damage | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: U
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Bad Ass
Card Type: Creature - Donkey Zombie | Color: Black | Cost: 2BB | Finish: Regular | Name: Bad Ass | Pow/Tgh: 3{1/2}/1 | Rarity: C
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Magical Hacker
Card Type: Creature - Human Gamer | Color: Blue | Cost: 1U | Finish: Regular | Name: Magical Hacker | Pow/Tgh: 1/2 | Rarity: U
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Pygmy Giant
Card Type: Creature - Giant | Color: Red | Cost: 1RR | Finish: Regular | Name: Pygmy Giant | Pow/Tgh: 0/2 | Rarity: U
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Keeper of the Sacred Word
Card Type: Creature - Human Druid | Color: Green | Cost: 2G | Finish: Regular | Name: Keeper of the Sacred Word | Pow/Tgh: 2/3 | Rarity: C
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Wordmail
Card Type: Enchant Creature | Color: White | Cost: W | Finish: Regular | Name: Wordmail | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C
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Bosom Buddy
Card Type: Creature - Elephant Townsfolk | Color: White | Cost: 3W | Finish: Regular | Name: Bosom Buddy | Pow/Tgh: 1/4 | Rarity: U
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Dumb Ass
Card Type: Creature - Donkey Barbarian | Color: Red | Cost: 2R | Finish: Regular | Name: Dumb Ass | Pow/Tgh: 3{1/2}/2 | Rarity: C
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Loose Lips
Card Type: Enchant Creature | Color: Blue | Cost: U | Finish: Regular | Name: Loose Lips | Pow/Tgh: | Rarity: C
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